STOP IT, self-help manatee. I actually just cried because of LAST MONTH.
Thank you, self-help manatee. I needed that.
This is just beautiful.
“Childish, unattractive, honest.” That’s the whole sentence.
I’m actually okay with this.
“On the topmost tier of the Great Gallery, toward the northeastern end of the covered district, Locke could see the the flickering light of barrel fires and lanterns, and the shadowy shapes of several people.”
Yes, miles away and unreachable…
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“Name the various ways in which a computer can be programmed that were discussed in this chapter.”
Yeah I figured 2013 would be pretty much me and electronics. Thanks.
“Lovers of knowledge recognize that when philosophy takes their soul in hand, it has been veritably bound and glued to the body, and is forced to view things as if through a prison, rather than alone by itself; and that it is wallowing in utter ignorance.”
Oh shut up, Plato.
“Logan didn’t know.”
Hey, that’s rather fitting for me. I don’t know at all!
“It won’t be long before nearly everyone in America will be touched by this issue.”
(God Believes in Love, Gene Robinson)“Because of you, the Scions of Elua and his Companions have returned to the Houses of the Night Court, playing at fashion, grasping at secondhand glory with thoughtless ardor.”
(Kushiel’s Chosen, Jacqueline Carey)
amniocentesis: n. a surgical procedure for obtaining amniotic fluid from the uterus for diagnosis.
“Mascara is not a good idea today.”
“Don’t laugh, but it’s not illegal.”
(Haunted, Chuck Palaniuk)
Oh no. Now I have to get inventive.“In this acknowledgement, Fowler leans towards the historical approaches we’ll explore in the last chapter.”
Translated from German: “Clean the chives, shake until dry and cut into thin slices using kitchen scissors.”
Note to everybody: Do not keep cookbooks on your desk when perusing tumblr.
Dies & Das: Was mich an der Debatte so wütend macht
Gestern konnte man bei #zdflogin wieder schön sehen, was an der Debatte alles falsch läuft. Statt einfach einmal anzuerkennen das es ein großes Problem mit Sexismus und sexueller Belästigung im öffentlichen Raum gibt, wird so getan als ob Frauen* einen Flirt nicht von Belästigung unterscheiden…
ARGH. ARGH. ARGH. Was ist an “Nein heißt Nein” eigentlich so unglaublich unverständlich?!
Carl + Ellie
If Tumblr controlled schools
- Religion: Kids, This is Tom Hiddleston. He is our god.
- English: Today, you need to write a 5 paragraph fanfic of your OTP. It needs to be size 12 font and not in Comic Sans. Remember, your 2 page paper on why you shouldn't skip Nine is due next week.
- History: ...And that's why Benedict Cumberbatch is on the 4 dollar bill.
- Science: Your homework is to watch 1 Episode of Doctor Who and identify 2 aliens and their home planets.
- Drivers Ed: So we avoid the pedestrians unless they are Cole Sprouse.
- Math: Now, can someone tell how Sherlock survived the fall from that height?
Phenomenal cosmic powers. Timey wimey living space.
That’s too salty
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
fourth time reblogging.
the dead kennedys shirt aw god guys with dead kennedys shirts are hot and awesome
i always reblog this when it’s on my dash
Best picture ever.
Awww
This is adorable. And perfect.
Aww, that really is adorable
I love this.
stereotypes can suck my dick.
I don’t know how many times I have reblogged this photograph, but it’s one that I will always reblog, whenever I see it.
